I’m Eve and am the undisputed Queen of Chaos. My life is in desperate need of a clear out, so this Queen is abdicating. I am tired of hurtling through the day, late for everything and wearing creased clothes. I am suddenly craving structure, a calendar and toilet cleaner. This is my journey from a life filled with crumbs and crisis cleaning to one of controlled order and calm.
I’m not expecting miracles, nor do I really want them. I just don’t want to be embarrassed when someone opens one of my cupboards.